Hot take: Crowley has black wings bc they are crow’s wings, and symbolize curiosity, innovation, adaptability, and a compulsive need for shiny things in his weird pseudo-human nest. Aziraphale has white wings because they are swan’s and These Wings Are Made For Hitting And That’s Just What They’ll Do
My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”
I’m sorry?
That’s a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
🙂
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck me…
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y’all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
Cause on the one hand: chance of diagnosis! On the other, there’s a part of my brain going “what if it shows nothing, what if it shows you’re just a big faker, what if you just don’t try hard enough what if what if what if” and I am so ready to crawl out my own skin if it means making this feeling stop.
I know I’m not a faker. I know something is wrong. I know I need and deserve help. So my brain can just fuck right off.
Good luck, Mum!
Seconding you with telling the brainweasels to fuck off. If Magic Physio Man says something’s wrong with your hip, then something’s wrong and anyone telling you you’re imagining it deserves to be kicked in the shins.
Also, I’m pretty sure that this has at least one potential timeline where you end up with a cane topped with your own hipbone, because if the bastard won’t behave and support you while inside then it’s going to support you while outside.
I can’t believe I’ve been walking around with my hip out the socket for years and no one noticed. I can’t believe I didn’t notice except I did, I just got told it was nothing and I needed to be on anti-depressants and exercise more and the pain would go away.
hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.
think about it like this: if you’ve got a car, you take it in for regular checkups to make sure everything’s doing okay. Even if everything looks and sounds fine, you get it checked routinely.
For those fortunate enough to have a family doctor, you probably get routine physicals – not because anything’s wrong, but to make sure that you know where the baseline is and to check how things are going.
Why should your mental health be any different? Even if you’re completely sure that you’re fine, you can go see a therapist. If you’re right and everything is fine, then good news: you’ve now established a baseline for what good mental health looks like for you. Now you and your therapist know what things should generally look like. And therapy can be self-care, too.
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