mckitterick:

sweaterkittensahoy:

kaylapocalypse:

thighetician:

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

I love this exchange

elsajeni:

zevveli:

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I’m just imagining the discussion between a new comptroller and an older one, as the new person is learning the ropes and a call comes in for a pick-up from one of those areas.

Trainer Comptroller: “Okay, you’re doing great so far. Now the night shift’s about to start, so remember to refer to the list of banned addresses before accepting fares or sending drivers out to pick someone up.”

Newbie: “Oh – why’re they banned?”

TC: “Well, some of them are just too dangerous to send drivers out to. You don’t want them getting robbed or carjacked.”

N: “Yeah, of course not. Hey, why are these addresses next to the cemetaries all on the ban list? What’s so dangerous about sending drivers out to there at night?”

TC: “Oh, those aren’t there because it’s dangerous.”

N: “Then why–”

TC: “They’re on there because otherwise you get ghosts trying to get a ride and vanishing before the cab gets to the destination, and not paying for the fare before they do that.”

N: “What the fuck.”

TC: “Anyways, you shouldn’t have any problems! Just remind the drivers that we don’t operate in the areas marked on the night shift map from 11 PM to 5 AM, it’ll be fine. And don’t send anyone out for a pick-up to those addresses, it’ll come out of your paycheck if the passenger vanishes.”

i have an idea!

just-a-zuki:

jumpingjacktrash:

venusbeautyshock:

lenyberry:

jumpingjacktrash:

let’s make voting day a holiday!

i don’t mean “let’s lobby to have it declared a holiday” although let’s do that too, but what i mean is… grassroots style, let’s just. act like it’s a holiday.

let’s have parties for it. let’s wear red white & blue and give each other eagle plushies. let’s knit I VOTED sweaters. let’s bake I VOTED cupcakes. let’s sing songs and set off fireworks!

not only would this make it harder for slimy bastards to keep people from voting, it would eventually make it more likely that employers would give people the day off, bus companies would run special rides, and so on. plus it would just plan be a lot of fun.

i mean, i know we’re all Grimly Determined this midterm. but that’s no reason we can’t have a block party too.

Cupcakes sound great but consider: brownies. 

They’re generally cut square, and thus VERY easy to decorate as little ticked boxes like 

for the theme!

Australian tradition is to have a “sausage sizzle” out the front of polling places.

i love this. yes, let’s have a cookout! it’ll be cold as hell, but we’re gonna be out there anyway, so there might as well be fire and food!

Come for the voting, stay for the grill

beckette:

uglythug:

beckette:

beckette:

men weaponize art against women

notable examples of this include:

that one college guy who was going to play the piano on campus until his ex took him back

the game designer who tried to propose to his (now ex) girlfriend via the spider man video game

the song “hey there, delilah”. written abt a girl who was in a relationship w another man

any time a guy tries to use art to manipulate a woman into loving him and/or giving him what he wants, he’s wielding it as a weapon

imma be real with you, this post put my iq in the double digits

i’m glad i could improve it!

thebibliosphere:

littlesmartart:

DRAWTOBER #10 – S.W.A.L.K by Demmora

A wintery night in Ankh-Morpork, and an attempted quiet moment in the Postmaster General’s office. Attempted being the key word. In fact Moist suspects if the universe ever affords him a quiet moment it may well implode.

I wish I’d had more time today because this drawing is so Sub-Par for what this excellent fic deserves! it’s hilarious! it’s also kind of adorable! considering how much I love and treasure discworld there are actually very few fics I’ve found that I really like, but this is definitely one of them. ideally, I would have drawn Makeoutus Interruptus (aka the moment adora gets air when moist flings her off his lap as their MYSTERY GUEST turns up) because arhgklsgjdsklj it’s such a fucking hilarious mental image? omg? but alas. busy day. so this. GO READ IT.

*emphatic hand gesturing*

S.W.A.L.K was one of my first ever ventures into fic writing, and you turn around years later, and you give me this gift. This AMAZING GIFT AAAH LOOK AT IT, I LOVE IT!!!!!

Thank you 😀