beemojis:

beemojis:

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed five minutes ago. local cat states she is hurt and offended by allegations of attempting to scam more food out of humans.

wizzard890:

pyrrhiccomedy:

zonepan:

tackytaako:

hetphobia:

hetphobia:

“omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh

theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right now i wont hesitate

white people trying to distract from the realities of africas suffering: “HGSJSDJ THE NEW :HISTORY OF” VIDEO HAS A RAPE JOKE. DONT WATCH IT”

yall literally went to africa and raped people. thats not a joke, its what yall did. shut up.

It was LITERALLY a rape of Africa- Europeans raped several cultures and countries. They went in, destroying culture dynamics, exterminated tribes, stole and raped and murdered and plundered and did everything disgusting and terrible.

I’m glad he called it for what it was. It wasn’t a fuckin joke m8.

This isn’t even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to as “the rape of Africa,” like “the rape of Nanking” or “the rape of Belgium.” That’s just…what it’s called.

he’s–making a reference to the academic concept. this isn’t your college buddy saying he got “totally raped” playing Halo last night, “the rape of Africa” is a phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold II’s crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, don’t start a witch hunt because you didn’t take the time to do a goddamn internet search.

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Consider: Hobbits unused to carrying swords, initially VERY unclear on when it’s appropriate to whip em out

Merry and Pippin have a disagreement over, idk, whether cake or pie is better and both draw their swords like ‘HAVE AT THEE’ 

meanwhile Aragorn in the background like, boys please, please boys those are sharp

Frodo: *napping*

Boromir: hey Frodo wake up we need to talk-

Sam: he’s having his nap sir

Boromir: Sam please this is important

Sam: *draws his fucking sword* HE’S HAVIN HIS NAP GO AWAY

Frodo is slightly more sensible & very polite

Frodo: *sees Aragorn with his sword drawn* oh is there trouble. should i get out my sword

Aragorn: …no that’s alright

Frodo: are you sure it’s no trouble

Aragorn: Frodo if i want you to draw your sword I’ll. I’ll say so alright

Frodo: ah, alright 🙂 just say the word

Boromir: *grabs Sam’s sword* ok I’m confiscating this till you learn how to use it appropriately

Sam: *does not let go*

Boromir: *pulls harder*

Sam: *still does not let go*

Boromir: *slowly dragging Sam across the ground* HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG

Frodo: *waking up* WHAT… is going on

Boromir: *holding sword like 6 feet up in the air w Sam dangling off it* um

Sam: I’m handling it Mr Frodo go back to sleep

sanshodelaine:

it’s morticia again. 😀 but this time with her hubby gomez. tried to
catch the likeness of her from my previous sketch (my friend calls it
“when gone with the wind meets addams family”)
not really an inktober thing i guess (used more than my pentel inks)??

jackironsides:

artemis-the-changeling:

the-tao-of-fandom:

Concept: 

Sam Vimes walks into a hardware store for the first time.

Five hours later, Angua has to tell him Pseudopolis Yard is on fire to get him to leave.

#sam vimes#Discworld#i’m not saying sam is the kind of dad to build a deck#but have you SEEN how much fun he has making traps around his house#(or in night watch good gods)#what if he discovered DUCT TAPE#or POWER DRILLS#don’t tell me sam vimes wouldn’t dismantle a barbecue grill so he could make railings that heated up if you tried to climb them#this is not even CONSIDERING the wide variety of axes chainsaws and bear traps#give him a chance to make a rube goldman machine of Doom and you won’t see him for a whole day#a bit of happy headcanon before the 25th#(bc i’m re-reading night watch and you better believe some Sad is coming out of that)

tienriu:
#sam vimes visits the last continent #discovers their version of Bunnings #its the best vacation he’s ever had #also he foils a murderer and stops a food smuggling ring #but also finds those tiny screws he’s been looking for

curlicuecal:

mixingpumpkins:

hesaidsidhesaid:

allthingshyper:

spoonie-living:

finnglas:

lechadodi:

angelofgrace96:

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it

Visual exhaustion is another symptom of ADHD, which means that if we see something enough times (or we see enough instances of something), it fades into background noise and we fail to notice it.

This is why a lot of ADHD people can stand living surrounded by mess/clutter, because it’s just visual background noise to us. We don’t even notice it anymore.

So if we write something down and see the note stuck up somewhere a lot – or if we write a LOT of somethings down and have a lot of notes hanging around – then we’re even less likely to think of/remember the thing because it’s just part of the scenery now.

ADHD is the Catch-22 of brains.

A very good thing to know about ADHD. Don’t fall into the trap.

A lot of folks in the comments are talking about writing on themselves or setting phone/calendar reminders. Your mileage may vary on those. You may also want to consider ways to set a habit of referring back to a planner or similar every day/hour.

To get those brain juices flowing, check out this Buzzfeed article on different ways folks with ADHD stay on top of things.

Readers, let us know if you have specific advice for this situation!

This is why sticky note reminders don’t work??

SKLJDGBKJEDSBBV

VISUAL BACKGROUND NOISE?!

THERE’S A WORD FOR IT?

Always reblog “THAT’S WHAT THAT IS???” posts. Chances are someone hasn’t seen it that needs to.

Oh oh ohhhhhh

fallynephemeron:

vaspider:

I just saw someone saying to report non-con fic because it’s illegal

You… you do know the difference between fiction and reality, right? Or do you think we should report people who post things about Stephen King, George R. R. Martin, or Shakespeare because there are non-consensual relationships and sexual assault in all of their writing? Or … that their books should be illegal?

Like, there’s pedophilia, incest, bestiality and non-consensual sex in A Song of Ice and Fire. This is a fact. It’s still fiction. None of that is real, and people no more go out and rape someone after reading a non-con fic, because of reading that non-con fic than violent video games cause school shootings. (They don’t.)

Reporting people on Tumblr is just picking on people close enough for you to hit, most of whom are marginalized creators. It’s the definition of punching laterally or punching down.

This current anti bullshit is just puritanical suppression in social justice pants. It’s the right-wing thinking that says we can’t teach To Kill a Mockingbird because think of the children wearing a ‘but tags aren’t enough, that just shouldn’t be on the internet’ hat.

And just so it’s clear: I do not support, condone or make apologies for actual pedophilia, incest, bestiality, or sexual assault. I can’t believe I have to say that, but since pointing out the difference between fiction and reality and saying that reporting people for writing fiction you don’t like isn’t bullying people via Tumblr’s reporting system seems to make people on here think you’re somehow okay with actual abuse of any sort, I’m gonna say it. 

Writing fiction isn’t illegal, even if the acts being written about in that fiction are illegal. Abusing the reporting system against people who write fiction that you don’t like, however, is abusing the reporting system.

So, like, don’t do it.

Not only all of this ^^^

but by making frivolous and ridiculous reports you are diverting vital resources away from the people responsible for handling ACTUAL posts about REAL LIFE illegal harmful acts.

YOU ARE MAKING THEIR JOBS MORE DIFFICULT and giving them even MORE stupid crap to have to sort through and weed out to find the REAL LIFE horrific things that need actually reported to the authorities so they can be stopped IN REAL LIFE.

Just stop.    We don’t need the morality police when real life people aren’t being actually harmed.   For fuck’s sake.