I feel like our economy has been driven by mass production for so long that we’ve forgotten just how intensely time-consuming making things by hand is. Mass production was revolutionary for a reason. It DRASTICALLY reduced the cost of things. And I’m all for making things more affordable! But the problem arises when people decide they want something handmade for the cost of something mass produced. People get an idea in their mind “this is how much x item should cost” when in actuality that’s how much a machine made version of that thing costs. Then they hear the price of something made entirely by hand and think “that person is ripping me off.” If you want something handmade, you have to compensate the person making it fairly.
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on
this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??
This is incredible coz the same people saying this probably super ‘support the troops’ and I mean I hate to tell them this but many US soldiers literally died to prevent fascism in WWII 😂😂😂😂
Why aren’t Fruit Bat Vampires a thing???? Like they have 15 fridges or somehing and are obsessed with watermelons and pineapples. They are more day-light and people friendly. Like super chill. They love just chilling in flowerbeds. They like to farm and garden. “Why would you attack a human WHEN YOU COULD HAVE THIS NECTARINE??”
…that’s adorable I need one.
Always drinking fruit juice, always inviting you to the damn smoothie bar, always at the damn farmer’s market
They bug their werewolf friends to eat more fruit. ‘You’ll get scurvy if all you eat is porkchops!’
That awkward moment when a 4am post pops back on your dash XD
It’s 4pm here and I still love this idea
Look, @smurflewis, you asked a question that needs answering.
“You’re not drinking, Count?”
The count gave a small smile, expressing rueful regret as he gazed at the deep red liquid swirling in his guest’s glass and replied; “I do not drink…. vine…. “
From behind his cape he pulled out a small box with a picture of a happy looking parrot emblazoned on it, a bendy straw sticking out of the top; “Now grape juice.. zat I can chug like zere is no tomorrow!”
OKAY BUT I’D READ AN ENTIRE BOOK ABOUT INCONGRUOUS VAMPIRES AND OTHER MONSTERS.
LIKE I REALLY WOULD.
Except guys, the fruitbats are mostly from the, area between India and Australia.
So fruitbat vampires would not have a Romanian/Hungarian accent, they’d sound Indian or Fillipino or Aussie or something.
So more like:
“Yeah mate, these poppers are heaps good. Don’t know why you fools go are all for O positive.”
This post killed the age old bloodsucking stereotype vampire for me, forever pretty much. Have a mangosucker instead.
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